AISubs v3.7
- Thanks for waiting! - How's it going?
- I'm Toshimura! - I'm Toshimura!
We've been to Aichi Prefecture and visited a mentai park.
I don't think there's anyone in Aichi Prefecture who doesn't know about this place.
- It's my first time here. - I've been here before.
- Oh, really? - It's my first time seeing mentai.
- So we're going to go inside now. - Huh?
- We're going to look up what kind of facilities there are and see if it's popular. - Okay.
- Excuse me! - Huh?
- Excuse me! - There's something like mentai cream...
- Wait up! - Okay!
- Oh, what's this? Costco? - It's a Costco membership card.
- Do you have it? It's right there, right? - No, I just made it.
- You just made it? - Yeah, I just made it.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- So... - No, no, no!
- I think we're going to Costco. - Why do you think that?
Because I made this.
- It's true that you can't film in Costco, but... - Yeah.
- We're like that, too. - Yeah.
- So we're aiming for... - Yeah.
- a mentai park next door. - Yeah.
- That's where we're going. - Thank you!
- So right now, we're... - Yeah.
- in a really easy-to-access place in Costco. - Yeah.
- Right there. - I've never been to Costco,
but from what I've seen in other people's videos,
it's a place where you can buy a lot of foreign food and video games.
- Yeah. - But we can't travel abroad right now, right?
- Yeah. - So we're going to eat a lot of foreign food and travel around the world.
- Oh, I see. - So we've brought a little game with us.
- Yeah! - We've shared the rules with you,
so we'd like you to come up with a name for the game.
- We'll use mentaiko well... - Mentaiko is also something we want to use well, isn't it?
- It's a little long, isn't it? - Yeah, it's long.
- I don't know what it is, but let's think about it as we say it. - Yeah.
Our brains haven't been working much since morning,
but every step of our brains is like mentaiko.
Travel around the world with Kuchidake in Costco!
- There's a circle in the middle of it. - Damn it.
- Did you just get in there?
- Okay, everyone, we're going to have a restricted time of about ten minutes. - Yeah.
We're going to go to Costco and eat one of the things we bought.
- We're going to do that over and over again, - Yeah.
but since it's a world trip, we can't all go to the same country.
So, for example, if Toshimitsu-kun buys Egyptian products,
he won't eat them and won't buy Egyptian products.
In the limited time, he'll look for products from other countries and eat them.
- Yeah. - Well, we're going to do that over and over again,
and we're going to be full and satisfied, so we're going to end it here.
- That's not good. - Rock, paper, scissors...
- I'm sorry for that. - Yeah.
- The winner goes first! - Yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
- So, Tetsuya-kun will go first. - Okay.
- So, let's get started. - Okay!
- So, Tetsuya-kun, you have ten minutes. - Okay.
Let's go.
Ready...
- Action! - Rock, paper, scissors...
- Cut! - Yes, it's okay. - Okay, okay.
- Okay, mask up, mask up. - Mask, mask, where's the mask?
- Oh, I know. That's the kind of race it is. - It's a race of sweat and tears.
- Welcome back. - Welcome back. - Please sit down. - Sit down.
- Huh? Is that how it's gonna be? - You're misunderstanding. - I'm working out.
- I'm sweating like crazy right now. - I can't deny it.
- You know, I bought it at the fastest speed, but I've only seen this. Because this is the only thing I can eat.
- You're lying! - First come, first served. - What are you saying?
- I bought this one. Godiva. - Everyone loves it. - I bought the smallest one out of all of Godiva.
- The 3rd country name is... - Torco! - Torco! - Oh, I see. - So it's Torco. - Okay, I'll eat it now.
- No, I'll cut it for you. - Oh, I'll take it out for you. - How is it? - It's good! - It's really good.
- But once you eat it... - It's kind of like jagashi. - Are you stupid?! - Huh?!
- It's like when you're wearing a mask and you're like... - I want to know what it's like when you find a potato chip.
- It's like if you see a potato chip from a distance, you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go for a potato chip," and you're like, "No, I'm not gonna eat it." - Huh?!
- It's like, "Huh?! It's this far?! It was this far?!" - Oh, I'm thirsty. - You can't drink water anymore. - Thank you for the food.
- By the way, Ryo, what are you aiming for next? - I don't know if it's in there, but there's a little storage space over there. - I want to use it. - We're hungry, aren't we?
- If we were him... - What are you aiming for? Tell me. - This is what a former digital person thought, but it's definitely not me.
- I'm sure you're looking for it. - You're creative! - It's a one-hit kill. - This is a really big one.
- Tetsuya-san... - You're fast.
- I'm slowing down. - Chocolate is definitely the cause of slowing down.
- My blood sugar level is rising. - Slowing down...
- That's what's happening right now.
- Self-reflection. - But Tetsuya-san, you seem like you can do it.
- Can you feel it? - Wait a minute, we have time.
- Ryo-san, can you go ahead and do it? - Yes, I'll do it.
- Good luck! - I'll do it.
- Ryo-san, 10 minutes? Ready... Go!
- Go, go, go!
- Dashi is a must. - It's too hot.
- Finished! - Congratulations! - Oh, congrats!
- It's tough, it's tough, it's tough! - It's really tough!
- Ryo-san, please show us what you bought! - What I bought... is this!
- Beef jerky. - This is it!
- Seriously, they only sell it in boxes. - I was really worried about this.
- When I first found a mango, I was like "Wow, I bought it!", and when I took it home, they only sold it in boxes.
- I was really surprised. - I didn't buy a single one.
- I said "Excuse me", and this is what I bought from the closest zone.
- That's a waste of time. - 240 yen.
- This is crazy.
- I don't think you're interested in this, but it's made in Australia.
- But it looks like it. - Ryo-san, please eat it.
- Thank you for the food. - If it was good, I wouldn't eat it.
- That's a lot of food. - Everyone is satisfied with their own drinks.
- Thank you for the food. - It's good. - Yeah, it's good.
- It has a strong flavor, but it's really short - lived. - Yeah, it can't be the 3rd week!
- That's how it is! - Seriously, if we film it during that time, we can make a really funny video.
- "Hey, hey, hey, are you stupid?" - I'm really saying it in the mask.
- "Hey, hey, are you crazy?" - "Are you stupid?"
- It hasn't decreased much. - Seriously, it's impossible.
- Let's change the flavor of beef jerky. - Let's change the flavor of it.
- I'm sure it'll be good. - It's good! It's sour.
- Ryo-san, since it's "un-un-unguy" after this... - Yeah.
- Can you let Toshimichi-san go first? - Okay!
- Toshimichi-san, 10 minutes! - Okay!
Ready...
- Go! - Go!
It's fun, but...
- I managed to eat it. - I think it'll be good when it's over.
It's not full, but it's disgusting.
That's what I felt like, but I can see Toshimichi- san there now.
- Isn't it small? - This is it!
- Is it Kogi-ta? - Yes.
- But it does look like a small one. - It's from Taichi Prefecture.
- It's from Taichi Prefecture, so... - What?!
- It's Japan! - Japan!
- I see! - I think I can eat this!
- Okay, Toshimichi-san, please eat it. - It looks good!
- Apparently, it's low in salt. - That's good.
- It's hard to catch two of them. - Yeah.
- Is it good? - Is it good?
- It's good! - Ah, I think I can eat it soon.
- It's strong! - It looks like it'll be fast, so I'll eat it.
- Yeah, I'll eat it.
- Okay, the camera battery suddenly ran out. - Oh, no!
- When we got there, the battery ran out. - This is really light!
- It's super light!
- Well, since Tetsuya-kun has a secret plan...
- I'm going to go eat that dish I found earlier. - You did say that!
- It's easy to run around, so it looks like you have a secret plan. - That's right.
- It's good! - Okay, then...
- Oh! - Isn't it too early for that?
- If there's a cafe, I'd like to go in there.
- Anyway, the battery ran out, so we'll turn off the camera and wait for Tetsuya-san. - Okay.
- We're running now, Tetsuya-san! - Okay!
- We're in the fourth corner!
- It's the last straight!
- Even though you look like you're having a hard time... - Last fight!
- You're putting in the last bit of strength... - Fight!
- You're raising your pace... - Goal in!
- Okay! - You're fast!
- You can do it! You can do it! - No, no!
- I'm counting on you! - No, no!
- I'm counting on you! - It's not too late! It's not too late!
- The dessert I brought is...
- Korean seasoned seaweed flakes! - Oh!
- Of course, the original name of the dish is...
- Seaweed mint. - Okay.
- However...
- I'll say it again... - Huh?!
- Of course! - It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
- It was just in time. - You know...
- The one I was aiming for was a pancake. - Oh!
- There was one! - It wasn't that big of a pancake... - It's big, it's big.
- I was looking for it and it just happened to be in the basket... - "Excuse me, where is it?" I said...
- "Oh, it's right here." - "Yay!" - "It's domestic!" I did it like that...
- Oh! - Oh!
- And when I was like, "Whoa!" Another person said... - "Is a sand flakes like this?"
- "Whoa!" I was like that... - "Can you do it?"
- No, no, no... - "Sand flakes" is weird! - Japanese is weird!
- And I was like, "Whoa!" - "Whoa!"
- "Where is it?" - "It's over there!" - "Whoa!"
- It's domestic! - Oh, really?!
- Japan is too much of a country... - And just in time, I found this.
- I see. - This is amazing, but...
- Are you okay? - I didn't think it was that much per gram.
- Per gram, it's about 80 grams times 3. - Oh, no, no, no!
- It's a panznerian cake! - Here we go...
- This is times 3, right? - Whoa!
- There's about a third left. - It smells good!
- Well, I'll eat it. - It's light! - Wow...
- It's good, it's good, it's good! - I want a little bit of it.
- I want a little bit of it every time. - Just one bite.
- Whoa! The bottom is wet! - It's oily.
- It's totally different. - Oh, two bags!
- Two bags! - Ta-da!
- Number 5! - It's easy to be satisfied with just one.
- What will we buy next? - I want to eat a little more.
- You want me to show you? - Manly!
- So far, this is number one. - But of the options left, it's not the manliest.
- There's nothing manlier than this. - There's a lot of men over there!
- It might be manly. - Manly?
- Manly. - What is manly?
- It's not funny, normally. - Well, Tetsuya-san, there's nothing we can't eat now.
- In order to shorten the time, let's go. - There's definitely an area we haven't been to yet, so let's look for it there.
- Please look for it! - Okay, let's go!
Tetsuya-san, can you eat it quickly?
- If Ryo-kun comes back and sits down, we'll lose. - We'll lose, right?
- This is really bad. - This oil is ridiculous.
- If Ryo-san sees it... - The video will be lost. Should I film it if Ryo-san sees it?
- Ah! He's running! - Ah, no, no, no!
- He's running! - Now, when Ryo-san sits down and Tetsuya-san's mouth is not empty,
- Tetsuya-san's punishment will be decided. - Ah, there's no 100m distance anymore.
Will this be okay?
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
- Ah! - He ate it!
- That was dangerous! - He was still eating it!
- It's stuck! - Okay!
- Okay! The amount is small! - Yay!
- The content is 100g! - What?!
- The original country is... - I was one step ahead of you!
- ...is it really Yamamiko? - What?!
- Look! Look! Look! - I've never been to Yamamiko before!
- I've never been to Sakken Mentai Park! - It's okay! It's okay!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - It's not there anymore!
- The 3rd country is... - ITALY! - Wait a minute! - I don't know what you're talking about! - What do you mean you don't know? - I didn't understand a word of what you were saying! - Are you okay? Are you okay? - Huh? You're not talking about me, are you? - No, no, no! - If you're facing that way and I'm facing you like this, you're looking at me from the right! - God's heaven! - Ah, I showed you! - Are you okay? - I'm okay! - I'm sorry! - Yamamiko is Italy, right? - It's Italy! - It's Italy, right? - Ah, Italian-like Italy! - I think you've bought some really good goods, but... - Even so, is it salty? - Eat up!
4!
There is a possibility that it's impossible.
Seriously, it's impossible!
I'm a little scared because I've thought about it earlier.
[It's impossible.]
I recommend you to use your time wisely.
If you have a problem with your computer or something like that,
you have to scold me when you get home.
"What did you buy?" "Beef tongue. It's really good."
"Beef tongue?" "If you can buy something like that,"
I'll praise you for scolding me.
Ten years ago when I knew about it,
I made another wish from now on.
I'll make another wish while saying "It's really impossible."
"I have a big one." "Doesn't it look like beef tongue?"
"No, no, no, this is..." "Did you make this?"
This is a spicy one.
"A man is coming." "A man is coming."
Where is it burning?
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
It looks delicious.
"Here it is! Beef tongue." "Do you know about it?"
Here it is! Beef tongue.
Thick sliced beef.
"It's called 'America.'" "Here it is!" "It's too manly."
This is amazing.
I'll start cooking like a man.
"It's huge!" "Let's do it." "Doesn't it look delicious?"
"Is it possible to eat this?" "Yes, you can!"
"Wow!" "It's true."
If you say you bought something impossible, you'll get cold.
That's right.
This is grilled beef tongue that looks delicious.
It smells good.
"It smells good." "I'll do it."
It's delicious!
"How many pieces do you have?" "Fifteen."
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Huh?
But it doesn't stop unexpectedly.
Keito-san, shouldn't you be a little impatient?
Really?
Once you see a man ...
Once you get a man ...
So I'm going as a man.
Man chain.
Isn't it also in youth?
It's a man, isn't it?
It's fun to be a man.
How many more?
Five.
Oh, but it's amazing.
How old do you think you are?
It's only been 30 minutes.
It's dangerous.
It's hard for people who can't eat a lot to understand.
Yeah.
It's really hard.
Well, let's set a time ...
Tetsuya-san will go looking for the next one ...
And if Tetsuya doesn't eat it before he comes back ...
It's over.
Well, well, that's right.
I'll be out in three minutes.
You're a good man.
It's too much of a man's swallow.
There's really no man's bag.
There's no stock, seriously.
You're doing too much!
Don't say it's a man's bag anymore!
Damn it!
Man!
Do you, Tetsuya-san, buy anything?
Well, there's really only one thing ...
That I stopped buying because I wanted to buy it earlier.
If I can afford it, I'll buy it.
If not, I'll buy a new one.
I see.
Well, Tetsuya-san, it's been 45 minutes ...
Two pieces!
Oh, it's okay.
I'm going!
Have a good trip!
I'm going like this!
Do your best!
10 minutes have passed since the lizard came out!
There's only this much left!
There's really only a little bit left!
On the contrary, it would be frustrating if it came back like this!
We have no choice but to reduce the number of man- eating lizards!
Wow! It's a man-eating lizard!
The lizard is...
By the way, it was close at the end!
Oh, yeah! It's true!
It's clean!
Let's see if it's delicious or not!
I'm going for the last man-eating lizard!
It's a man-eating lizard!
It's here!
It ate it up!
Toshimitsu!
Tetsuya is here!
Do your best!
Toshimitsu!
Now, show me what Tetsuya bought!
Huh?
Huh? It was a man!
It's a man-eating lizard!
It's a young man, Toshimitsu!
Toshimitsu is a man-eating lizard!
You've been fooled, haven't you?
Oh, come on!
Now, show me what Tetsuya bought!
It's been on my mind ever since I was here!
It's here!
It's a man-eating lizard!
You're a fool!
It's a man-eating lizard!
It's a man!
It might be a young man!
It's a Mexican man!
Wow!
Mexican man!
He's trying to be a young man!
Thank you very much!
It says 1.3 kilograms!
But...
It's a skin, isn't it?
Japan always has something like this!
Oh, come on!
Hey, hey!
Don't kick me!
Don't eat two insects at once!
I'm running out of time!
Are you a man?
It's possible, isn't it?
Hey! That's weird!
Hey, man!
You're walking too much!
We have to seriously think about what material we should use.
If you're a kid, at least look at bananas!
I can't.
How many did you eat?
Don don, jan jan, bon bon, ban ban, dan dan, zun zan, five?
No, seven.
Four more?
Come here.
I won't.
I know how you feel. I can't sit down.
I didn't know it would take this long.
We started this project in the morning and it's evening now.
It's 3 and a half now.
No way.
I want to shave my beard.
Did you shave your beard in Costco?
It's a beard shave!
It's a beard shave! You know it!
Just shave it!
It's okay. I'm the eldest son.
I'm the eldest son!
It's morning already.
I'll go on a journey in search of men, too.
Why are you turning your back on me?
You're an annoying girl.
I did it earlier, but no one said anything.
Isn't this really important?
I know. I feel like you're giving me strength.
You've been doing it for years.
You're doing something so meaningful that I can't believe it.
You're a man and a man!
Wow!
You're a man and a man, too.
I didn't know there was such a world.
The world is different.
My role in this video is over.
I'm going on a journey. Thank you very much.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
I'm back.
Ryo-san, please give it to me.
Here you are.
Macaron.
24 macarons.
This is...
French macarons.
It's fashionable.
It may be a little tough.
I don't need it anymore for two macarons.
I know.
How many grams of macarons do you use?
Less than 300 grams.
What?
300 grams of macarons is a lot of macarons.
I'm not manly enough.
I'm doing this because I think I can win.
You are too manly.
Oh, my God.
By the way, Shimizu-san, what will you do if you pass this test?
I'll show you that I'm manly.
How is it?
It's not good.
Oh, my God.
It's a tough battle.
If you think it's sweet, your teeth will fall apart.
No, I really don't like it.
No, I don't like it.
You can do it.
I'm trying to eat it up in less than two minutes.
My teeth are melting.
If you think it's over in two laps, you'll do it in three laps.
You said it.
You said you'd do it in one lap.
You're annoying.
I have no choice but to go.
You don't have to surprise me.
Don't complain.
Anything is fine with me.
Can I have a piece of gum?
Let's go.
See you later.
Good job.
Great job.
Good job.
What? You just ate 24 macaroons.
Your body is really broken.
In other words, you sacrifice your blood vessels instead of your stomach.
Life is short.
- Bridge! - It's a poop bridge.
- Now, Shin-san, show us what you've brought! - Okay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It looks heavy! - There are...
- Four corns! - Yes.
- These are just the outside, so they're not corns. - Yeah, you're right.
- Made in New Zealand. - Alright! Let's go!
- I guess I'll eat it before it poops. - Let's eat!
- Whoa! It's deep! - I know, I know.
- It's sweet! - It's sweeter than a man's corn.
- Wow, it's really getting dark. - What? Is it really like this?
- And I think there's one more display here.
- It's a merry-go-round without a human axis. - It's spinning.
- You have to think about it.
- If you have a competition with people of all ages, it won't end if you do it with guts. - That's true.
- Everyone will never give up on themselves.
- So, please sit on this chair.
- It's different. - It's different.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I can't do YouTube anymore.
Thank you for the meal.
Amazing!
It's my turn again.
Fourth turn.
It's Techiya's turn.
Is it me?
It's your turn, Techiya.
Oh, yeah.
This time, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's say we all traveled to three countries.
I don't like it.
Are you going to lose or eat?
If you lose, I'll eat, too.
I think you two can still do it.
I can't do it.
Why do you talk so much?
Are you doing your best?
Well, anyway...
I can't do it anymore!
If you think you're in that range...
I can't win.
If you think about it...
You should just give up.
Oh, the man's thread is cut.
Now?
Tomorrow is not a man.
I lost.
No way, no way, no way.
I can't do it at all.
Tetsuya loses!
I won!
It's a tie.
This time, Wadeshag won by a right warp.
How was it?
It's historical, but try traveling abroad
I don't think there is absolutely no such thing in Mexico
That said, it was a really difficult shooting
Yeah
Thank you for joining us
Now that we've really arrived, let's go eat yakiniku with everyone
Let's go, idiot!
Goodbye